3/25/2011: A grandmother turned to her granddaughter and said “Close the door…
were you born in a barn?” The little girl’s brother turned and said,” No,
but Jesus was!”
A four year old picked a clover and proudly told his grandmother he
planned on planting it when he got home to grow a rainbow!
3/19/2011: While outside playing today, one four year old said, “I’m as hot as a
turkey in the oven!”
2/25/2011: One of our four year olds asked,” What color is God?”
2/7/2011: One of our first graders was walking to the bus stop this morning and told
her Mom to sniff the air…”Do you smell that? It’s spring coming!”
2/2/2011: Kindergarteners love jokes….
What does a baseball player use to catch snowballs?
1/31/2011: While coloring, a four year old said,” We don’t have cable any more but we
got our heat back!”
1/24/2011: One of our three year olds woke up on a snow day and was told there was no
school. She cried and cried….”But I love my school! I don’t want to stay home!
1/8/2011: How to Have a Good Christmas (from the eyes of a first grader):
1. Be nice.
2. Don’t break the decorations.
3. Don’t whine because you didn’t get what you wanted.
1/6/2011: Have you ever seen a one year old play peek-a-boo while eating spaghetti?
A five year old asked his Dad,” Could we read your Bible tonight….it has
gold on the pages.”
A four year old who was playing UNO only had one card left and was asked
by the teacher,” What do you say?”
His answer…. “PLEASE?”
12/27/2010: A four year old playing with legos says,” I’m going to climb up the steps to heaven and ask God to give me 100 brothers and sisters!”
When asked where they would stay , he answered, “I’ll just keep them in my
One of our two year olds sneezed in a teacher’s face and as the teacher
reacted, he fanned the teachers face saying, “I’m sorry.” He then
proceeded to blow in the teacher’s face saying, “Germs away! Germs away!”
12/23/2010: One of the children fell in class and started to cry….. another child went to the stable, got Baby Jesus, and made Baby Jesus kiss the crying
friend while saying, “There… now you’re all better.” And she was!
One of the children asked if Baby Jesus would be here for His birthday
party next week to open presents!!!!!
From a Mom: When on my computer tonight I heard my son say “hmm what dot com is a good one to look at? How about I google that… no…I should go on Goodsearch so Stepping Stone can get some points.” Guess we trained him well!